i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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