a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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