jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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