I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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