i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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