Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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