you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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