it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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