I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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