I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's JV to your varsity
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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