I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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