3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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