On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize