"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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