Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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