talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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