he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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