Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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