So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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