Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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