Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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