I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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