Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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