Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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