And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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