am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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