dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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