Sry I called you an 8
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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