Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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