Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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