Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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