some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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