I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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