we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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