Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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