Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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