redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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