I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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