yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
