oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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