i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We're too hungover to prance.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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