oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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