The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I can't turn off my feet"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
