We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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