wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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