i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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