Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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