quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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