I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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