Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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