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I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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