Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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