quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he shaved USA in his pubs
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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