Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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